This compilation is just priceless.
Some classics:
"Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee."
-Lady Astor
"Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."
-Winston Churchill
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"What are you doing reading a Bible?" asked an astonished Thomas Mitchell, confronted by an irreligious man paging through the Good Book on his deathbed.
"I'm looking for loopholes."
-W. C. Fields
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At a press conference, a reporter pointed out that $80,000 was $5,000 more than President Hoover's annual salary.
"Maybe so, but I had a better year than he did."
-Babe Ruth
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